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  • @Deca would you take the cash out?

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    Deca
    Deca
    get fucked show us the slip. Sick of teams not being able to ice the ending when they verse Penrith. Makes them look better then they are
    Markus
    Markus
    Yeah, I didn't trust Dolphins so cashed out
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    Deca
    Deca
    Unreal cash out bro haha
    Boys how good was Rob today. Fucken beast 👊🏻
    Deca
    Deca
    Yeah like I get if you slightly miss the mark kind of but you’re a professional athlete. Its plain disrespectful to not only the sport but your opponent that’s suffered to make weight and hold his end of the bargain
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    Deca
    Deca
    Reckon James Gordon got robbed? @Markus
    Markus
    Markus
    Actually didn't watch prelims bro. Only caught Johnny Walker's fight onwards

    Didn't see him getting owned like that tbh.
    🐷🐷🐷

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    Ment2be
    Ment2be
    Solid..good to hear u are going a lot better
    What's your cycle atm?
    enjoy everyday and I find these days I'm grateful to be alive..to eat..to drive to the gym..to blast and also for enjoying this artificial simulation we call life in the good the bad and the ugly..one love bro
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    Markus
    Markus
    Love the vibes @Ment2b

    It's all about positivity and spreading the love bro. That comes with age and wisdom. I used to be an angry young man, but I realise now that those years were lost.

    Not really a cycle, just a little mast and primo on top of trt. 100mg each. So I guess it's a cycle 🤣

    The muscle memory is a thing of beauty. Didn't take long to fill out again
    Ment2be
    Ment2be
    Thats a cool self-reflection..was thinking about that just the other day
    The days are long but life is short..something ive just realized recently

    Mast + primo on top of trt is like a delicious home cooked brekkie cheat meal on a sunday on rest day..its just meant to be..happy cycling bro and hope u enjoy the journey ahead
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    I'm so fucken drunk boys. First time in over a year and I feel like doing a @Donneybrook post


    Fuck all the pooves and homosexuals and get fucked all the fuckwits. Fuck cunt shit

    Love Donney
    I think we should all do this...

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    ScottNo
    ScottNo
    Just wait until we’re forced to have a chip implanted that contains your life, money, social credit score, access to anything etc………. Disagree with a government official/mandate then you get your chip deactivated. Zero access to societal infrastructure and services.

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    Lollaloooooooose
    Lollaloooooooose
    I think they are aware of it mate. Within SEQLD there has already been two instances this year of Optus and Telstra going down for a period of 48hrs. During this time, ATMS, eftpos machines within Cole’s and Woolworths went down and a handful of online banking dropped out. Unless issues like this they will always need a fail safe to prevent this
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    CCGrinder
    Mixing it up with the gym tunes boys.
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    Anyone see Volk walk into the UFC presser dressed as an old man? 🤣
    Nailed it
    nogains
    nogains
    It was pretty fucking funny, and he pulled it off well.
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    Lollaloooooooose
    Lollaloooooooose
    When Volkswagen speaks he sounds exactly as I’d imagine Tigar would sound like
    Shankle
    Shankle
    Volk killed it that presser. Just went I thought I couldn't love that cunt more. He whipped out that sportsbet ad and that press conference haha
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    My mrs just told me that the reason us men let the women and children take the lifeboats, is so we can all hang back and kiss each other!

    False
    ScottNo
    ScottNo
    Yeah women want equality until the bullets start flying. And do we want women in combat? You know bears can smell the menstruation…..now the whole platoon is in jeopardy.
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    Kekmeister
    Kekmeister
    Idk bro seems the west only supports minorities troons and feminists, mby they should go be meatshields for the values they espouse. Idk idk 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    nogains
    nogains
    They let them off first so they have time to think in peace and logically. 😁😁😁
    I was gonna tell yas all a joke about calendars. But it sounds a bit dated.
    I think one of the biggest modem day rorts is letting your mower guy come of his own accord. Motherfucker was here 9 days ago and is back again. $90 to push a mower around without cutting anything. Cunt must need a carton of beer.
    What's the go with this @Maverick bloke's crown? Does it fit over ya big fucken head cunt? 🤣
    beatsme
    beatsme
    King Gaylord
    Maverick
    Maverick
    It was graciously bestowed upon me by the admin and mod team. They’re just playing around here with those unfortunate comments.
    techsupport
    techsupport
    The act of bestowing the Golden Crown upon Maverick was not a mere perfunctory gesture; rather, it was a ritualistic affirmation of Maverick's ascendancy to a throne of unparalleled technological eminence. The Golden Crown, with its intricate filigree and radiant jewels, became the tangible manifestation of Maverick's reign over the realm of circuits and codes. In the annals of digital royalty, Maverick's coronation serves as a metaphorical sunrise, casting its resplendent rays upon the kingdom of ASF. The coronation was a symbolic union, marrying Maverick's unparalleled technical acumen with the regal authority vested by the Golden Crown.

    With nuanced regards,

    TechSupport
    Sometimes I think my life is fucked. But right now, my mrs is cooking burgers whilst I smoke weed and watch classic UFC fights.
    LML ❤️
    Deca
    Deca
    You on medical bro?
    Markus
    Markus
    Nah bro, just the usual naughty stuff. I actually don't smoke that often, probably just seems like it because every time I do I post about it 🤣
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    mooseknuckle
    mooseknuckle
    Early UFC was the best!! Like first ever ones, David vs Goliath ect then slowly bought in rule's n shit. They should do a throw back special go back to tournaments!
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    I'm a bit fucken baked boys and ya know what I'd love to see?

    An old school Donney drunken tear up of the whole fucken board 🤣🤣

    @Maverick @Blizzard @bighead @Taka1
    My Christmas gift to the boys:

    Take all your money out of the bank and back Tony Ferguson to beat Paddy Pimblett next weekend.

    He's underdog at $3.60 because he's lost 6 on the trot, but the bookies have overlooked the fact that Paddy Pimblett is an atrocious fighter.

    You're welcome ❤️
    Four out of the five main card fights could go either way today. Love when this happens. 👊
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    Ment2be
    Ment2be
    Would wife mackenzie dern..she is always so happy and smiling
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    Markus
    Markus
    Agree bro 💯
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    kiwilifter
    Judges didn't have much to do haha!

    Was good to see some classy, straight up good cunts too. I get sick of the role playing and performing up to build a character, takes away from the reality.

    Aspinall gave a solid interview - just seems like a legend bloke. And then Jiri could have easily whinged about an early stoppage but he just owned it & moved on.
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