Family court, drug testing (2 Viewers)

[Enzo_]

Hey guys so I’ve got a mate who has a kid with his ex… she is being a cunt not letting him see his daughter(18 months old I think). Now she’s accusing him of flogging her etc(not true, and has no evidence to back it up) and she’s applied for him to be drug tested, blood and hair or something… he said there’s no court date yet but should he come off everything now? Is there anything he still can do like HGH or sarms or something?

I think I’ve heard a couple people on here talk about similar situations, any advice or insight would be appreciated.
He has always been a good cunt to his family and especially his wife(now ex) and daughter. BUT he has been to prison for total 5 years, he is massive and has tattoos on every inch of his body including face… so yeah

 

[Markus]

It'll be rec drugs bro. Would be very unusual to be tested for AAS

 

[Enzo_]

I think she specifically said that he abuses steroids, lol cos he does and always has haha

 

[TinFoilHat]

Just tell him to sing up with one of those labs that are complete rort but give you a legit doctors script for test and then they can test him all they want he’s not doing anything illegal

Like PHC or what ever the fuck they are called now that are absolutely ridiculous in price but he doesn’t need to buy their shit gear he just needs the script to say his bloods are legal

 

[Markus]

He could still use TRT, GH and slin. That's if they're testing for AAS, but they don't like doing it due to the cost. My ex accused me of it too, but they never tested me.

 

[Logs]

He is farked. They do hair follicle testing which is 3 months plus detection.
Divorces aren’t pretty it’s 50% she takes starting, he better have a good lawyer.

 

[jack3d]

If he's taking EQ or Deca... then metabolites of that can hang in your system of many months.

 

[Ab implant]

He is farked. They do hair follicle testing which is 3 months plus detection.

Can't he do like that football player did an have a full body wax?

 

[Markus]

He is farked. They do hair follicle testing which is 3 months plus detection.
Divorces aren’t pretty it’s 50% she takes starting, he better have a good lawyer.

You reckon they're gonna pay to test for every kind of steroid? Or just rec drugs?

There's no test for "steroids". You need a lab test for each - deca is different to winny, which is different to anavar etc. You'll only catch what you test for. I don't think ASADA is gonna come in. They'll test him for rec drugs only.

 

[Logs]

Yeah hopefully it’s just rec drugs there concerned about which hopefully he is not taking any.

 

[MrKevinJones]

Would be very abnormal for them to do a AAS test. It's rec drugs only.

 

[fragtails]

He is farked. They do hair follicle testing which is 3 months plus detection.
Divorces aren’t pretty it’s 50% she takes starting, he better have a good lawyer.

Can't do a hair follicle test if you shave your head

 

[MMeraki]

Can't do a hair follicle test if you shave your head

they might ask for some ass hair tho

 

[AshT90]

Hey bro 😎 please get some legal advice.

I suggest you oppose any application made before a court.

The other party needs to, (at the most basic level), have grounds for an application to be heard.

If an application is listed, oppose it.

I would argue it is against the ‘rules of evidence’ as it is irrelevant, intrusive, highly evasive and not a material fact in question. But I put a * that I base that on no knowledge of your matter. Just a friend helping a friend.

To be honest, any Legal Aid Lawyer, even in their first year, should be able to successfully defend an application. If you get really stuck let me know and I may be able to help out 😉

 

[DOB_pi]

Just tell him to sing up with one of those labs that are complete rort but give you a legit doctors script for test and then they can test him all they want he’s not doing anything illegal

Like PHC or what ever the fuck they are called now that are absolutely ridiculous in price but he doesn’t need to buy their shit gear he just needs the script to say his bloods are legal

Solid plan.

The hair tests go back about 3 months; just make sure you’re only taking the prescribed compound for that time.

Body hair can give results past 3 months, so just shave/wax and say you’ve been making porn.

Short haircut for safety

 

[Ab implant]

Body hair can give results past 3 months, so just shave/wax and say you’ve been making porn.

I don't the porn star stance is a good one to make in a child custody dispute. That said a lot of the onlyfan hoes seem to see it as a legitimate profession.

 

[DOB_pi]

I don't the porn star stance is a good one to make in a child custody dispute. That said a lot of the onlyfan hoes seem to see it as a legitimate profession.

Basically, just remove body hair and go with a short hair cut so they can’t get past 3 months.

Make sure you’re only taking the prescribed compound for 4 months (to be sure) and you’re gtg.

If they question the bald Johnston, just say it enhances masterbation